Sunday, July 01, 2007

Harry Potter

There's a new Harry Potter book coming out. People are talking about it and predicting things. I have two predictions to make.

  1. Harry is a Tyranosaurocrux. You all know what that is and exactly how awesome it will be.
  2. Severus Snape is actually James Potter in disguise. It makes perfect sense: Snape/Potter is an expert in Legilimency/Occluthingy, so neither Voldemort nor Dumbledore would know it, and he had that memory in the thingybowl so that Harry would see it and "HAHAHA, lolz, look @ ur DAD PWN SNAPE!"

In any case, I'll read Amanda's copy while she sleeps.

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