Saturday, August 27, 2005

What I would have said to a verizon customer service agent had my phone not said it was roaming in the middle of UNC's campus so that I could not call

"My fucking phone says that it's roaming. I am standing outdoors in the middle of UNC's campus. I am NOT roaming. Can you please inform me of whom I need to murder in order to solve this problem?"

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